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Frozen Tears of Socrates

Virtue Greek Yogurt Ice Cream

Named for the philosopher who chose hemlock over compromise, this reduced-sugar Greek yogurt base is our answer to indulgence without regret. Tangy, protein-rich, and finished with a whisper of honey, it proves that discipline can still taste like dessert. Every spoonful is a small argument for moderation — and a persuasive one.

"Don't cry, Socrates. We brought dessert."